Caffeinated-Mutt
me while cleaning up someone else's room: nice... i'm helping. good shit. good shit
me while cleaning up my own room: what the fuck is this bullshit. i called the police on myself because i hate this
tapdancers:

174,000 people value cheap humour over the mental well-being of underpaid and mistreated staff 

tapdancers:

174,000 people value cheap humour over the mental well-being of underpaid and mistreated staff 

stunningpicture:

I like the way you think, Coke.

stunningpicture:

I like the way you think, Coke.

crafty-and-vulgar:

A tiny human trying to battle a fluffy Dinodog in the wild backwoods of Anime Expo (2014).

outlawempress:

via Paul
aitu:

you were supposed to be………..a vaporeon………so you could use surf……….

aitu:

you were supposed to be………..a vaporeon………so you could use surf……….

its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.
Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.

I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.

Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

lifebyliz:

I can’t handle this dog.

timeofconfidence:

brutallyhonestlife:

Important lesson: You cannot lead effectively if you do not share the same burden as your followers.

Yes yes yes yes yes. This explains everything.

timeofconfidence:

brutallyhonestlife:

Important lesson: You cannot lead effectively if you do not share the same burden as your followers.

Yes yes yes yes yes. This explains everything.

veronox:

Co-worker: Did you know she’s really a guy?
Mom: Not when I hired her but yes, I am aware now.
Co-worker: How could you hire someone like that?
Mom: Easy, she’s adorable and more than capable of doing the job.
Co-worker: Well as a mother, I am appalled that he’s allowed to work…

tokidoki-hokeypokey:

A Ghibli movie raided the train.